Sookie Stackhouse’s Facebook Feed: Chapter 7
Lafayette Reynold As your status today, guys: boxers or briefs? The briefest of briefs!
John Quinn COMMANDO
Bill Compton Boxers
Eric Northman boxer/briefs
Marni “Hallow” Stonebrook and 34 others like this.
Tomorrow they will be on ebay to raise money for charity.
Win! (please don’t wash them)
Ill gotten gains will send you all straight to hell.
ICK! Vamp cooties!
Bill Compton got silver poisoning playing Virtual Vampworld.
Eric Northman slaughtered a fairy and got a blow job playing Virtual Vampworld.
Lorena Ball wrote on Bill Compton’s wall: I’ve been trying to reach you for days. Pick up your phone!
Hey, Bill, your mommy’s calling you!
Niall Brigant a thong. Would those count as briefs?
MY EYES! MY EYES!
Father Littrell boxers
Sarah Weiss took the quiz What are you? with the result: a law enforcement officer.
Sookie Stackhouse became a fan of Tara’s Togs and Walmart.
Sookie Stackhouse added Red Ditch to the Places I’ve Been application.
Felipe DeCastro added Reno and Marrakesh to the Places I’ve Been application.
Sookie Stackhouse became a fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Charlaine Harris.
Amelia Broadway sent Pam Ravenscroft a Virtual Gift: a spa day!
How about a spa NIGHT, bitch?
Of course! I’m sorry, Pam.
During the day, I’m a slab of dead meat.
Then that’s when you should schedule the bikini wax!
Bob Cataliades legal briefs (get it? Hahaha!)
Sid Matt Lancaster and Johan Glassport like this.
Cleo Babbitt and Arla Yvonne joined the group Vampire Sheriffs.
Eric Northman likes this.
Andre Paul Bikini briefs
Watch your tone, Pam.
Appius Livius Ocella Boxers!
Eric Northman wrote on Sookie Stackhouse’s wall: Have a meeting with Victor at midnight. Can I stop by before to get my hair braided?
Of course, sweetie!
You always do it better than I can.
Alcide Herveaux wrote on Sookie Stackhouse’s wall: Available Thursday night for a “meeting?”
Don’t think I’m up for it. Have to work Fri.
Won’t keep you up too late
I was hungover for 4 days last time. Btw, check your front bushes. They may need hosing down.
Alcide Herveaux posted an announcement on his wall: Pack Shaman Wanted (email me for details)