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Sookie Stackhouse’s Facebook Feed: Chapter 6

Amelia Broadway White with a hint of lace *wink, wink*

Pam Ravenscroft

Are you fucking kidding me? Do you know how long ago that was?

Al Cumberland posted the album The 2010 Fangtasia Calendar.

Marni “Hallow” Stonebrook and 97 others like this.

Sookie Stackhouse wrote on Eric Northman’s wall: The calendar’s out. Remember what we talked about, Eric. I’d better not see the GP!

Eric Northman

That’s not what you said last night. LMFVAO!

Sookie Stackhouse

Is that V for Viking or Vampire? I never can remember.

Hot Rain Jones

What’s a GP?

Amelia Broadway sent Pam Ravenscroft a Virtual Gift: a rainbow!

Pam Ravenscroft

You do realize those can’t be seen at night, right?

Amelia Broadway

Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry!

Pam Ravenscroft became a fan of Fangbangers of Area 5, Fangtasia, and shoes.

Tray Dawson became a fan of Barksdale Air Force Base and The Grabbit Kwik.

Pam Ravenscroft slept in a coffin playing Virtual Vampworld.

Pam Ravenscroft

This game is for pussies.

Amelia Broadway

I love pussies!

Pam Ravenscroft

Finally, a comment I don’t want to kill you for.

Sookie Stackhouse and Tara Thornton were tagged in the album Lady Falcons.

Tara Thornton

OMG, look how young we were!

Eric Northman

You look delicious, lover.

Sookie Stackhouse

Too bad I couldn’t have been turned back then! Lol!

JB du Rone took the quiz What are you? with the result: an idiot

Pam Ravenscroft sent Amelia Broadway a Virtual Gift: a Were turd.

Bob Jessup likes this.

The Ancient Pythoness shifted into a hamster and became Packmaster playing Virtual Wereworld.

Alcide Herveaux joined the group PETA.

Frannie Quinn became a fan of Extreme (ly Elegant) Events.

John Quinn likes this.

Clovache Zeerghtron wrote on John Quinn’s wall: Can EEE cater events in our dimension? My nephew has a bar mitzvah coming up.

John Quinn

Yes! I’ll email you a brochure.

The Fellowship of the Sun posted an announcement on their wall: Don’t miss our multi-family yard sale this weekend. Sat. & Sun. 9-3. All proceeds go to wiping vampire scum from the face of the earth.

Sarah Newlin and 54,812 others like this.

Pam Ravenscroft

Too bad you don’t have the balls to have it at night. Wonder why.

Steve Newlin

Burn in Hell.

Claude Crane became a fan of In the Summerland and Hooligans.

Bill Compton joined the group Bon Temps Garden Society.

Halleigh Bellefleur and Barbara Beck like this.

Pam Ravenscroft

Are these women blowing you or something?

Bill Compton

I’m mainstreaming! Get off my back.

A/N: Several of you asked if Eric meant Vampire or Viking in LMFVAO. I guess we’ll never know. I think the first time I saw it was in a review from Night Orchid. (Maybe she knows.)

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